Jack’s misfotune

Jack discovered a baby boy after leaping from a crashing plane. He almost got killed by an army of birds because his leg hurt and they mistook him for dinner. He chased a bunny which caused public outcry because the bunny was the last of the species. He felt a sudden ray of hope and to the surprise of the audience he got caught by the police and was sentenced to 36 years in prison. Well thought Jack, at least I do not have to worry about getting chased by birds.